I Have Lived... A bit of bitter sweet news that I got the other day. Apparently my joining Microsoft's been delayed by a week (that makes it the 8th of this month) because they haven't completed their background verification yet. Hmm... Perhaps they know how dangerous I can be to stupid people :D Anywho, that leaves me with a whole week of nothing (nada, zilch, zero, null) to do. So I have decided to live. That's right, Live. Watch this to make sense of what I'm talking about: