Really clever title

Genesis, verse 41
And lo and behold, for God made the earth and Man to inhabit it
And man went forth and made War and generally fucketh with earthly resources
Then God said, Man, I am serioulsly pisseth off with you mate
And lo and behold, God wanted to kick Man's arse

Hencely and thereforely God createth a counterpart to Man
God choseth to calleth this couterpart Woman
And he damned Man to want Woman for all eternity
God giveth Woman the libido of a sleeping Panda and Man the libido of a raging bull
God also maketh sure Woman lasteth longer than Man so she can inherit all his wealth

And lo and behold, Man make War and Capitalist coporations yet again
Only this time Man doth it to get laid
And God smacketh his divine forehead in disgust

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