FortyOne ([info]arunjeetsingh) wrote,
@ 2006-07-17 12:57:00
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Genesis, verse 41
And lo and behold, for God made the earth and Man to inhabit it
And man went forth and made War and generally fucketh with earthly resources
Then God said, Man, I am serioulsly pisseth off with you mate
And lo and behold, God wanted to kick Man's arse

Hencely and thereforely God createth a counterpart to Man
God choseth to calleth this couterpart Woman
And he damned Man to want Woman for all eternity
God giveth Woman the libido of a sleeping Panda and Man the libido of a raging bull
God also maketh sure Woman lasteth longer than Man so she can inherit all his wealth

And lo and behold, Man make War and Capitalist coporations yet again
Only this time Man doth it to get laid
And God smacketh his divine forehead in disgust


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[info]serioussam
2006-07-17 05:47 pm UTC (link)
And Lo, Serioussam chanced upon this excellent entry and wanted to comment
So it was, and it was all good.

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[info]arunjeetsingh
2006-07-18 04:01 am UTC (link)
Amen, my brother! You know the vagaries of the animal that is woman.

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[info]anupma
2006-07-18 04:39 am UTC (link)
I like your version better than what they told me in The Book.

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[info]arunjeetsingh
2006-07-18 06:25 am UTC (link)
Why thank you. I'm still looking for publishers for my version. I'm thinking of calling it "The Book of Biblical Bullshitry".

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[info]anand
2006-07-19 07:02 am UTC (link)
I volunteer to write a chapter in that book.

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[info]arunjeetsingh
2006-07-19 04:41 pm UTC (link)
Is that in the first testament or the second?

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[info]anand
2006-07-20 05:52 am UTC (link)
Both :)

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[info]redobsession
2006-07-18 06:18 am UTC (link)
God also maketh sure Woman lasteth longer than Man so she can inherit all his wealth
 is this because of the libido of a sleeping panda?

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[info]arunjeetsingh
2006-07-18 06:26 am UTC (link)
Hee hee. You tell me ;)

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