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Current mood:	giddy
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What Does a Geek Do...
...as he's waiting at home to usher in the new year? Well for starters, he sends out a soppy SMS greeting to people who will complain if they don't get one:

Happy new year! Don't make
too many resolutions and
don't worry too much about
the hang over. They'll both
go away in a few days :)

and then he opens the door to discover the city covered in smog. Finally! The good side of air pollution! And what do you think comes to his mind? What tune does he hum to himself when he sees the fog? Why its this of course! The haunting signature tune of Star Trek, including the asskillant (thats "excellent" to you non-believers) prologue:

Space...the final frontier
These are the voyagers of the star ship Enterprise
Its five year mission
To explore strange new worlds
To seek out new life and new civilizations
To Boldly go where no man has gone before

And as this haunting tune plays on endless repeat in the background he makes the one new year resolution he knows will only last until the next encounter with the cranially challenged. He will try, try harder this time, to be nicer to stupid people. Yes, that will be his new year resolution. And with that, the geek signs off with this intriguing thought:

If the new year makes you happy then happiness is obviously a function of time